about me


First off I want to say, I only went to school half a day, and then the teacher wasn’t there. I’ve been told by many that I was dumber than whale poop. That’s not the word they used but you’ll see throughout my tales that my wife has been trying to clean up my language for 50 plus years. It’s helped a little. You see I’ve also had this problem trying to control my red headed sister-in-law Ruth, her hair is not so red any more, but you think without that red hair she would be a lot nicer to me, “but she’s not”. But the rest of the family is wonderful to me, or maybe they are just humoring me. To the best of my knowledge the stories are the truth.

Sometimes I will remember some new important facts, and need to tell the story again. Nothing is going to stop me from talking or telling story’s again, I’m just like the energizer bunny, Ruth says, I just keep going and going. Oh if I offended anyone tuff manure, suck it up, it’s a long way from your heart and just keep reading, thank you for your time and energy.

The most lovably person around
Jerry (Jake) Repard

PS I hope I done good.